● 耶誕狂想曲.....

2009.12

十二月初時,   想想該準備明年的記事月曆了,

記憶力越來越差的我,   大小事或想法計畫都得先寫在月曆上,

同時也能砥礪自己在時間表上完成,   免得一日拖過一日,   一事無成。 

這樣很好,   右手抓工作...   能如期截稿,   左手抓玩樂冒險...   也能達成心願~~~ 

不過,   還得找到一個讓我願意看一整年的記事月曆啊!!!   龜毛的很呢!!!  

騎著 mini-bike 來到和平東路上的平價商店尋寶~~~

結果耶誕氣氛已經蔓延到店門口的騎樓了~~~ 

光看這些聖誕節商品,    就會讓人覺得很開心.... 

拿起我的魔法棒,   變!!!!   

變出一整牆的聖誕吊飾~~~    ( 很會作白日夢齁... )

在門口神經兮兮、 自 high 地開完耶誕 party 後,   還是趕快進去辦正事啦~~~ 

結果,   在店裡面又遇到我的忘年之交,   真是超 high 的!!!! 

和兄弟們打完招呼,   我就開始挑選記事月曆,

我左挑右選,   有點勉強地拿起一本要去結帳,

忽然....  抬頭一望,   哇！  原來我最尬意的是吊在樑柱上啦！

這就是我最喜歡的長條型卡通月曆,   因為牛年我也是用這種的,  

非常清楚明瞭又可愛。 

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趁此佳節,   順便來做個一年總結....

很高興今年多了一群不離不棄地支持老喬的 " 臭味相投 " 格友們,

經常來寒舍噓寒問暖、 加油打氣、 哈啦打屁、 閒扯抬槓,  

讓老喬的生活增添許多情趣,

當然還有山友大頭妹的鼎力演出啦！  哈哈！

有被點到名的,   自己喊  " Yo" 哈！  

 

以上是老喬今年突發奇想的 " 耶誕狂想曲 ",  

最後請到有印度口音的貓王為大家獻唱一首耶誕歌曲,

祝各位 身體健康 平安喜樂！！！  

On the first day of Christmas,         聖誕節第一天
my true love gave to me                  我的愛人給我
A totally insufficient dowry        少少的嫁妝

On the second day of Christmas,   聖誕節第二天
my true love gave to me                 我的愛人給我
Two nosy in-laws                兩位好管閒事的岳父母
And a totally insufficient dowry    和少少的嫁妝

On the third day of Christmas,    聖誕節第二天
my true love gave to me               我的愛人給我
Three butter chickens                三隻奶油雞
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the fourth day of Christmas,             聖誕節第四天
my true love gave to me                           我的愛人給我
Four Hari Krishnas..... (Is that Indian)  四位印度聖人
Three butter chickens                          
Two nosy in-laws                                 
And a totally insufficient dowry

              

On the fifth day of Christmas,             聖誕節第五天
my true love gave to me                       我的愛人給我
Five Indian games..... (I want to be the cowboy)     五種印度遊戲 ( 我想當牛仔 )
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the sixth day of Christmas,   聖誕節第六天
my true love gave to me              我的愛人給我
Six IT graduates                            六個 IT 學士
Five Indian games                     
Four Hari Krishnas                    
Three butter chickens                          
Two nosy in-laws                      
And a totally insufficient dowry   

On the seventh day of Christmas,   聖誕節第七天
my true love gave to me      我的愛人給我
Seven-11 workers                          七個便利商店員工
Six IT graduates                           
Five Indian games                         
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eighth day of Christmas,   聖誕節第八天
my true love gave to me          我的愛人給我
Eight Bollywood films                  八部寶來塢電影
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the ninth day of Christmas,    聖誕節第九天
my true love gave to me              我的愛人給我
Nine telemarketers.....                            九個電話市場銷售員

(Good Evenin.. This is Kaalin jones. Are you waanting greater kaalrits)          

                               ( 晚安..我是Kaalin jones..你想要更大的kaalrits嗎? )

Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

 

On the tenth day of Christmas,   聖誕節第十天
my true love gave to me             我的愛人給我
Ten-minute yoga.....               十分鐘瑜珈

(Think the lotus, feel the lotus, drive the lotus)

                                                            ( 心想事成... )
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the eleventh day of Christmas,   聖誕節第十一天
my true love gave to me                  我的愛人給我
Eleven syllable name.....                         十一個音節的名字

(PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS)

Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven-11 workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hari Krishnas
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws
And a totally insufficient dowry

On the twelfth day of Christmas,    聖誕節第十二天
my true love gave to me...             我的愛人給我
Twelve cricket ball tamperers.....    十二個板球球員

(I was simply correcting the stitching)         ( 我正在改正違規行為 )

Eleven syllable name                                十一的音節的名字
Ten-minute yoga                            十分鐘瑜珈
Nine telemarketers                                        九個電話市場銷售員
Eight Bollywood films                           八部寶來塢電影
Seven-11 workers                                       七個便利商店員工
Six IT graduates                                 六個 IT 學士
Five minutes of fame                          五分鐘的名氣
Four Hari Krishnas                             四位印度聖人
Three butter chickens                   三隻奶油雞
Two nosy in-laws                                                兩個好管閒事的岳父母
And a totally insufficient dowry   和少少的嫁妝

Touch  down       達陣得分!!!!!

( 謝謝瓜老師搜尋歌詞和翻譯指導....  )